Thursday, August 14, 2008

Life ke funde!!!


This one was forwarded by my friend, and felt to share with all....

From: Krishnaprasad S
Subject: Fw: Life ke funde!!!
 




"U love someone
U marry someone else.

The one u marry
becomes ur wife or husband

And the one u loved
becomes the password of ur mail id"

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There's only one perfect child in the world & every mother has it.

There's only one perfect wife in the world & every neighbor has it.


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Three dreams of a man:



To be as handsome as his mother thinks.


To be as rich as his child believes.

To have as many women as his wife suspects...

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Husband & wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is the liver & wife
the kidney.

If the liver fails, the kidney fails. If the kidney fails, the liver
manages with other kidney.


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Generation Next Motto: Na hum shaadi karenge, na apne bachchon ko karne
denge.



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What's the diff between Dava & Daru?

Dava is like a girlfriend, that comes with an expiry date and

Daru is like a wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.



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Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain?

Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or
wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai.

 

 

Friday, May 23, 2008

Deadly Answers.....

From: Krishnaprasad S <>
Date: Fri, 23 May 2008 11:17:50 +0530

Subject: Fw: Deadly Answers.....

Question: You are in a boat in the middle of a river. You have 2 Cigarettes and have to light any one cigarette You don't have anything else with you in the boat? How will you do it?

Answer: Take one cigarette and throw it in the water. So the boat will become LIGHTER........using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette

Another deadly answer. Scroll down a little


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Another solution: You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette
If that was not enough, one more deadly answer.... scroll down.


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Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop...(TIP - TIP)
"TIP TIP barsa Pani.
Pani ne aag lagayee."


us aag se hamne cigarette jalayee".

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If that was not enough even uptill now, one more deadly answer....

scroll down

Start praising one cigarette, The

other will get jealous & "jalney

lagega"


Searching for me.....

I am also searching for the person who sent it to me!!!